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Tamalhawl Publishing

Need help writing a book, short story, online dating profile, etc., and want to add some humor and sarcasm? 

See what we did for Lenny. Lenny wanted to explore the online dating world and knew he would have to "bring his game" if he was going to be successful.  After meeting with Lenny and learning more about him, we came up with the following bio for his online dating profile:

Disturbed loner looking for someone to share my tortured soul with.  If your idea of a perfect first date is hanging out in front the 7-11 hitting people up for spare change, I would like to hear from you.

Author's comment:  Karen, please don't call the police or show up at my office asking to speak to the manager.

Look what we did for Karen.  Karen came to us and wanted to give her boyfriend a book on healthy eating and write something special on the inside cover. After interviewing her, we came up with the following:

To my douchebag boyfriend,

I know I can't change the fact that you are an a**hole, but maybe I can get you to eat better.

Karen