• Author
  • Professional Adolescent
  • Used to Have His Picture on the Wall at the Principal's Office 

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R.H. Hawley Bio

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Looking Back: A Typical Day in High School for the Author

R.H. Hawley: Hey Dan, how come you weren't in math class today?
Dan: I got sent to the Principal's office.
R.H. Hawley: What happened?
Dan: I got in some sort of trouble.
R.H. Hawley: What did the Principal say to you?
Dan: I got the "R.H. Hawley speech".

R.H. Hawley: Oh, you must have really screwed up.

Dan: Yeah I did. He pointed to your picture on the wall and said if I  don't change my ways, I was going to wind up like you.
R.H. Hawley:  That's my boy!  Give me five up top (i.e. high five).